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[Chanting "Kevin"]

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[Chanting "Neil"]

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Oh!Seven in a row!

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That's seven for Kevin!

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We're in Seventh Kevin,
baby!

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Hey, one more
and that's a sweep, son,

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and that means a naked lap
for you, Neil!

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[Laughs]
God, not again.

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Patty, what do you care?
You're my sister.

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You used to change
my diapers.

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Which is weird 'cause you're
three years older than me.

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[Laughter]

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Come on.Alright. Watch this.

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Here we go.
Kevin.

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Larry Bird!

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Aah!

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[Laughs]
I mean, sorry, Mom.

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Neil, what is
our one house rule?

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Together: Yankees suck.

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No.
Don't call me Mom.

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And, yes, of course,
Yankees suck.

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Well, this looks fun.

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This is practice.

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Can't lose
the beer pong tournament

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at our anniversary party.

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Okay, yes, well,
about the party.

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I've been thinking --Patty: Oh.

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Man.
No!

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[Laughter]

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That maybe,
instead of a rager,

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we could celebrate
our 10th anniversary

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with something
more...adult.

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Like a threesome?Like a threesome?

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Um, no.
No.

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Like, maybe a-a grown-up
dinner together.

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[Scoffs]I mean, we are 35.

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Yeah, but you're lady 35
and I'm boy 35.

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What's the difference?

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Well, I'm just hitting
my prime, and you --

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Hmm?

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...are, too.

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Very quick.
I think she bought it.

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Come on.

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You love
the Anniversa-rager.

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You always say,
"I don't want one!"

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But I know you have
the best time

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putting it together
and -- Oh!

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I do love
a planning phase.

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That's my girl.

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Nothing says "party"
like your flowcharts.

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Alright.

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Let's get this all cleared up,
okay?

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'Cause dinner's
almost ready.

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-Oh, come on!
-I'm up next!

55
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No, see, this is why
I call you "Mom."

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Guys,
leave her alone, alright?

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Someone has to be responsible.
[Chuckling] Right?

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Thank you.

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Okay, babe, how about this --
how about next year,

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we will celebrate
our anniversary your way, 'kay?

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Okay.
Yoink.

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Game on!
[Laughs]

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Game over!
It's naked lap time, Neil!

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Hey, babe.Yes?

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Can you grab us
freshies?

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Oh!

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Allison,
avert your eyes.

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I can't have you
leaving Kevin for me.

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[Laughter]

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[Dramatic music plays]

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[Indistinct conversation
in distance]

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[High-pitched ringing]

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♪♪

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[Glass shatters]

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[Indistinct conversation
continues in distance]

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[Breathing heavily]

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I'm fine!

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[Breathing heavily]

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[Light laughter]

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[Loud laughter]

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[High-pitched ringing]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[Chuckles]

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♪♪

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[Breathing heavily]

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[Grunting]

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[Clears throat]

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[Breathing heavily]

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[Exhales sharply]

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[Dog barking in distance]

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[Exhales shakily]

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Ugh.

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[Sighs]

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[Clears throat] Okay.

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[Sighs]

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I just stepped on
a very large roach.

98
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Aw, no.
Did you kill it?

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Worcester Harvest Fair has
a contest for biggest vermin.

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'Course we do.

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Next time, just, uh,
sweep 'im into your shoe.

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It was bigger
than my shoe.

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God.
I hope he had babies.

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Uh, what have I said
about green stuff?

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It's garnish.

106
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On scrambled eggs
and hot dogs?

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Yes.

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Uh.
Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.

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Yum.

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[Laughter]

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Ke-- Mm.
Kevin, when I bought you

112
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those Curt Schilling coasters,
you promised you'd use them.

113
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This coffee table's
from Pottery Barn.[Scoffs]

114
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Pottery Barn from Goodwill
is just Goodwill.

115
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It's like getting lobster
from McDonald's.

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It's the nicest thing
we have in this house.

117
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Uh, I think you're forgetting
about my Wade Boggs rookie card.

118
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No, I'm not.

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Hey. We've been here
for 10 years now.

120
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Don't you think it's time
we take some of the money

121
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we've saved
and invest in our future?

122
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Wade Boggs
only appreciates.

123
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You never get that feeling that
maybe change wouldn't be so --

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Nope.

125
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Well, look at the time.

126
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You really should get --
really should get going.

127
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Aw. Man.

128
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Can't we switch places
for the day?

129
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How'd that work?

130
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Well, uh, you can wear
a fat suit and install cable,

131
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and I can work
at the happiest place on Earth.

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It's a liquor store.I know what I said.

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It's no fair that you get
to work there

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while I have to watch
my snobby boss

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give the fiber optic job
to Brenda. To Brenda.

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That job was mine.

137
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Well, it pays the same.Psh.

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You can't put a price
on prestige.

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Tell that
to Pottery Barn.

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[Laughter]

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Okay. Well, I'm gonna go run
some errands before work.

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Oh.
Uh, hey, if you're looking

143
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for an anniversary gift idea
for me,

144
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they make alcoholic snow cones
now, so, just an idea.

145
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I saw the note you left
on the bathroom mirror.

146
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You know that's
permanent marker, right?

147
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Well, that's 'cause
it's a permanent reminder.

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And I'm sure you're
wondering what I'm gonna get you for the occasion,

149
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so tell Neil what to get
and he'll tell me.Tell Neil what to get and he'll tell you.

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Okay.

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Love you.

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Love you.

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[Laughter]

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[Sighs]

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[Clock ticking]

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[Sniffles]

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[High-pitched ringing]

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♪♪

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[Ringing stops]

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[Breathing heavily]

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♪♪

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♪ Do, do-do-do,
do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do ♪

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♪ Do-do-do, do-do-do

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Hey.
Hey.

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♪ A shady tree

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♪ You and me

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♪ So young and free

168
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♪ Yes, these are
the best things in life ♪

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♪ Fly away

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♪ A warm embrace

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♪ A smiling face

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Pick up your trash.

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It's not that hard.

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♪ In life

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♪ Without your love

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♪ It doesn't mean a thing

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♪ For only you can
make these things ♪

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♪ Worth remembering

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No!

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♪ A yellow moon

181
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Aah!

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Why would anyone
put a trash can there

183
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in the first place?

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Ugh!

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♪ Yes, these are
the best things in life ♪

186
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♪ Without your love

187
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♪ It doesn't mean a thing

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♪ For only you
can make these things ♪

189
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♪ Worth remembering

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Man: It's yours
if you want it.

195
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[Horns honking]Oh.

196
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I don't think it's wanting it
enough that's the problem.

197
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Well,
a new listing came in.

198
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I thought of you
the minute I saw it.

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What?

200
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Sellers are motivated,
it's within the gates,

201
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but on the smaller side,
and you only need 5% down.

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Wow.

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That's, like, all our savings.
[Chuckles]

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10 years' worth
just for a down payment?

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I don't think I could --Eh.

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Math is workable.

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Math is workable?
[Chuckles]

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Come on in,
we'll do some crunching.

209
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I'll take your coat.

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Come on. [Chuckles]
Here.

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Um, let me, um --Just a sec.

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Sorry.
Oh!

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God, what the hell?

214
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Oh, my God.
I am so sorry.

215
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Oh, no.
I just bit my tongue.

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Can I --
No, no.

217
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Just come in,
and we can discuss the --

218
00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:01,862
You know what?
It's -- It's fine.

219
00:10:01,906 --> 00:10:03,909
'Cause I don't think
this actually would really make

220
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a lot of sense for us
right now.

221
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,390
Mm. Yeah.

222
00:10:07,434 --> 00:10:09,654
But you should
really ice that.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:29,804
[Indistinct conversation]

227
00:10:29,847 --> 00:10:31,892
Hi.
Excuse me.

228
00:10:31,937 --> 00:10:33,678
Hi.
Woman: Hi.

229
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Um, could you tell me
what shade of red is right?

230
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I-It's my anniversary
coming up,

231
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and I've always loved kind of
the classic red lip, you know?

232
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But when I try,
I always choose

233
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the wrong shade of red
and end up looking trashy.

234
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With you?
Impossible.

235
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Come on.
No, no.

236
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I think whatever you're
wearing now is perfect.

237
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I totally agree.

238
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This whole look
really works for you.

239
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Yeah.

240
00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:58,833
Well, it's just
tinted ChapStick.

241
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[Chuckles]Oh. [Chuckles]

242
00:11:00,356 --> 00:11:04,665
♪♪

243
00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:06,666
Well, you coulda told me.

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00:11:06,711 --> 00:11:11,759
♪♪

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00:11:11,803 --> 00:11:18,025
♪♪

246
00:11:18,069 --> 00:11:21,682
And a Powah Ball quick pick,
bonus numbah 11 for Edelman.

247
00:11:21,726 --> 00:11:23,553
And, uh, throw in a couple
of the wheel scratchers.

248
00:11:23,597 --> 00:11:25,120
My girl likes 'em.[Chuckles]

249
00:11:30,996 --> 00:11:33,171
Allison.

250
00:11:33,214 --> 00:11:34,781
There's my girl.
How are ya?

251
00:11:34,825 --> 00:11:36,565
Hey, D.
I'm -- I'm good.

252
00:11:36,609 --> 00:11:38,307
How are you?

253
00:11:38,351 --> 00:11:40,395
Eh, you know, better than your
Uncle Chuck with his back.

254
00:11:40,439 --> 00:11:41,963
They call it
a slipped disc?

255
00:11:42,006 --> 00:11:43,877
More like it tripped down
three flights of stairs.

256
00:11:43,921 --> 00:11:45,140
But...

257
00:11:45,184 --> 00:11:46,924
what can you do, right?

258
00:11:46,968 --> 00:11:48,969
Physical therapy?

259
00:11:49,014 --> 00:11:51,712
Oh, sweetie,
you got a little snag.

260
00:11:51,756 --> 00:11:53,757
Ooh.
What's in the fancy bag?

261
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,454
You bring your auntie
something nice.

262
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:56,586
Uh, no.
It's for Kevin.

263
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I got him a watch
for our anniversary.

264
00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:02,156
Mm. La-de-da.
[Chuckles]

265
00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,203
What'd he get you?Nothing yet.

266
00:12:04,246 --> 00:12:06,378
He wants me to tell him
what I want.

267
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,988
Mm.
Good man.

268
00:12:08,032 --> 00:12:10,818
O-Our first anniversary,
Chuck got me running shoes.

269
00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:12,993
Yeah.
Can you imagine?

270
00:12:13,038 --> 00:12:14,996
These knees don't run.[Chuckles]

271
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,780
Don't make men guess.

272
00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:19,784
Tell him you want a Dyson
or a Pandora's bracelet.

273
00:12:19,827 --> 00:12:22,525
Well, I-I don't want
any of that.

274
00:12:22,569 --> 00:12:23,830
[Sighs]

275
00:12:23,875 --> 00:12:25,310
Sign of a good life.

276
00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,791
Hmm?
[Chuckles]

277
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,401
You got lucky, honey.

278
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:30,620
Mm?

279
00:12:30,664 --> 00:12:32,231
We both did.

280
00:12:34,886 --> 00:12:37,017
Ah.

281
00:12:37,062 --> 00:12:38,237
[Sighing] Ah.

282
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,718
[High-pitched ringing]

283
00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:43,808
Kevin?

284
00:12:43,851 --> 00:12:45,809
Present.Oh, good, you're home.

285
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,202
I'm home and I'm screwed.

286
00:12:47,246 --> 00:12:48,594
Uh-huh.

287
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:49,857
Word of the party
got around work.

288
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,033
All the way up
to Bossman Harrison.

289
00:12:52,077 --> 00:12:53,468
Uh-huh.

290
00:12:53,512 --> 00:12:56,036
Now he's coming
and he cannot hang.

291
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:58,213
I found what I want
for our anniversary.

292
00:12:58,256 --> 00:12:59,823
I told you to tell Neil.

293
00:12:59,867 --> 00:13:02,217
I did.
He's crying next door.

294
00:13:02,261 --> 00:13:04,654
[Laughter]

295
00:13:04,698 --> 00:13:06,046
Happy anniversary.

296
00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:07,788
What's this?

297
00:13:07,832 --> 00:13:09,223
We're moving!

298
00:13:09,267 --> 00:13:10,617
[Laughter]

299
00:13:13,488 --> 00:13:17,666
♪♪

300
00:13:17,711 --> 00:13:19,059
Okay, so we need to get
a credit report

301
00:13:19,103 --> 00:13:21,019
and fill out
an application.

302
00:13:21,062 --> 00:13:23,107
And you paid off that student
loan a while back, right?

303
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:26,458
Why would I pay it back
if you never went to college?

304
00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,112
Because you still used it.Yeah.

305
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:31,506
To invest in Neil's Hooters
for Butts business.

306
00:13:31,550 --> 00:13:33,291
Ah, yes.
Only a matter of time

307
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,815
till you see
that back-end.

308
00:13:35,859 --> 00:13:37,469
Can you, uh, hand me
the tablet?

309
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,040
[Laughter]

310
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:43,563
Why are you doing that?

311
00:13:43,606 --> 00:13:46,347
Well, ladies always do it
in the movies,

312
00:13:46,391 --> 00:13:48,481
and I wanted
to feel fancy.

313
00:13:48,524 --> 00:13:53,006
[Laughter]

314
00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:55,704
Kev, thisis fancy.

315
00:13:55,748 --> 00:13:58,925
Look, it's got granite
countertops and a mudroom.

316
00:13:58,969 --> 00:14:01,275
We could be Amherst Gates
residents in one month.

317
00:14:01,319 --> 00:14:02,495
It's great, babe.
It is.

318
00:14:02,538 --> 00:14:04,496
But, I mean...

319
00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:06,324
do we have to go?
[Chuckles]

320
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,544
Can't some things
just stay the same anymore?

321
00:14:09,588 --> 00:14:12,373
We've saved for so long.
We can cover the down payment.

322
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,072
We can own a home.

323
00:14:14,115 --> 00:14:16,639
Is it really that much better
than this place?

324
00:14:16,683 --> 00:14:19,554
[Laughter]

325
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,343
It's not about the house,
you know?

326
00:14:24,386 --> 00:14:25,953
It's a fresh start.

327
00:14:25,996 --> 00:14:28,913
We can be everything
we always wanted.

328
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:32,045
[Chuckling] I don't know
what else we could be, but...

329
00:14:32,089 --> 00:14:33,786
but okay.

330
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:35,049
Okay.

331
00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:38,096
What Allison wants,
Allison gets.

332
00:14:38,139 --> 00:14:39,924
Good.

333
00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:41,141
'Cause I've already made
an appointment at the bank

334
00:14:41,185 --> 00:14:42,317
first thing Monday morning
after the party.

335
00:14:42,361 --> 00:14:44,579
Ah.
What party?

336
00:14:44,623 --> 00:14:48,410
It's useless now that High
and Mighty Harrison is coming.

337
00:14:48,453 --> 00:14:50,586
Being around him
is constant work.

338
00:14:50,630 --> 00:14:54,415
Oh, you say the same thing
about shoes with laces.

339
00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:57,723
I don't even see the point
of a party anymore.

340
00:14:57,766 --> 00:14:59,290
Oh, God.

341
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,771
I've lost the will
to rage!

342
00:15:02,815 --> 00:15:04,687
What is there even
to live for anymore?

343
00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:07,820
[Laughter]

344
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:15,001
Oh.

345
00:15:15,045 --> 00:15:17,135
Look at
that closet space.

346
00:15:17,178 --> 00:15:18,396
Wow. [Chuckles]

347
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:21,747
So much room
for cleaning products.

348
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,401
[Chuckles]Oh, and that bedroom.

349
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,359
Ooh, I never wanna leave
that bedroom.

350
00:15:25,404 --> 00:15:26,752
[Chuckles]
[Chuckles]

351
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,842
I can see us now.

352
00:15:28,886 --> 00:15:30,799
Lying in that bed.

353
00:15:30,843 --> 00:15:34,194
You're wearing
some hot little thing.

354
00:15:34,238 --> 00:15:36,197
I'm wearing...

355
00:15:36,241 --> 00:15:39,635
just a T-shirt.

356
00:15:39,679 --> 00:15:44,161
And we can finally do that thing
you say we'll never do.

357
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,991
We've had
this discussion.

358
00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:48,775
Gotta embrace change,
baby.

359
00:15:48,818 --> 00:15:51,212
[Laughter]

360
00:15:53,606 --> 00:15:56,174
♪♪

361
00:15:56,217 --> 00:15:57,652
[Applause]

362
00:15:59,351 --> 00:16:01,526
[Water running]

363
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,223
[Slurping]

364
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:05,139
[Spitting]

365
00:16:05,183 --> 00:16:06,748
[Water stops]

366
00:16:06,793 --> 00:16:08,141
[Drain gurgling]

367
00:16:08,185 --> 00:16:15,236
♪♪

368
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:22,286
♪♪

369
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:29,250
♪♪

370
00:16:36,736 --> 00:16:39,694
♪♪

371
00:16:39,738 --> 00:16:41,654
You know, we never got to have
parties in the seminary.

372
00:16:41,697 --> 00:16:44,003
So that's why you had to have
sex with nuns -- the boredom.

373
00:16:44,048 --> 00:16:46,006
What can I say?

374
00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:47,224
I got in the habit.

375
00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,183
[Laughs]

376
00:16:49,227 --> 00:16:50,837
Come on!

377
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,404
It was just one nun,

378
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,579
and please don't talk
about my parents having sex.

379
00:16:54,623 --> 00:16:55,928
[Laughter]

380
00:16:55,972 --> 00:16:57,408
I thought for a second
you canceled.

381
00:16:57,452 --> 00:16:58,671
Ah.
Never!

382
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,194
I had one of my strokes
of genius!

383
00:17:00,238 --> 00:17:01,674
I wish I'd have those.

384
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:04,284
You know, instead
of the regular strokes.

385
00:17:04,328 --> 00:17:06,722
I realized, I spend
every Anniversa-rager

386
00:17:06,765 --> 00:17:08,289
putting out fires.

387
00:17:08,332 --> 00:17:11,030
That was one time,
and your eyebrows grew back.

388
00:17:11,075 --> 00:17:13,293
Mr. Harrison
is a tiny hiccup.

389
00:17:13,338 --> 00:17:15,861
We just gotta keep him away
from our party.

390
00:17:15,905 --> 00:17:19,170
So, we're gonna have another
fancy, boring-person party

391
00:17:19,213 --> 00:17:22,215
for him in the living room
that you get to throw.

392
00:17:22,260 --> 00:17:24,088
"Get to"?

393
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,133
You'll distract Harrison
with wine

394
00:17:26,176 --> 00:17:27,916
and tiny crackers
in the living room,

395
00:17:27,961 --> 00:17:29,789
and I'll take care
of the real party.

396
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,224
Okay, but you really think
he's not gonna notice

397
00:17:31,269 --> 00:17:33,052
a party
in the next room?

398
00:17:33,097 --> 00:17:37,057
We're having our party
in the backyard, Allison.

399
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:39,406
Think of the kitchen as a buffer
between the two,

400
00:17:39,451 --> 00:17:42,322
and you -- you're the most
important part of the plan.

401
00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:43,715
You're the gatekeeper.

402
00:17:43,759 --> 00:17:45,152
Like St. Peter.

403
00:17:45,195 --> 00:17:46,501
But more judgmental.

404
00:17:46,545 --> 00:17:49,287
[Laughter]

405
00:17:49,329 --> 00:17:51,592
I have always wanted to have
the boss over for dinner.

406
00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:53,508
It's what people do,
right? Great.

407
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,944
Then since it's also
yourparty,

408
00:17:55,989 --> 00:17:58,383
you get to pick up
the supplies.

409
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,601
"Get to"?

410
00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:02,908
Okay, but if I do this,
you have to behave, okay?

411
00:18:02,952 --> 00:18:04,911
No liquor.
Only beer.

412
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,390
We have that appointment at
the bank first thing tomorrow.

413
00:18:06,434 --> 00:18:08,957
Hey, I'll take it easy
like Sunday morning.

414
00:18:09,001 --> 00:18:10,221
It's Monday morning.What?

415
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,961
Huh?

416
00:18:12,004 --> 00:18:13,615
Just don't go crazy,
okay?

417
00:18:13,658 --> 00:18:15,399
We need the bank guy
to believe

418
00:18:15,443 --> 00:18:17,097
that we're the kind of people
who deserve a new house.

419
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,578
You're not actually moving,
right?

420
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,710
This is like when you said
you were going back to school?

421
00:18:21,753 --> 00:18:24,147
Or when you wanted
to go to Paris?

422
00:18:24,191 --> 00:18:25,974
Yeah, we'll just kinda all
pretend it's happening

423
00:18:26,019 --> 00:18:27,889
until you come
to your senses?

424
00:18:27,934 --> 00:18:29,761
Nope.
You and your sister

425
00:18:29,805 --> 00:18:31,415
are gonna have new neighbors
to torture.

426
00:18:31,459 --> 00:18:33,026
It's happening, Neil.

427
00:18:33,069 --> 00:18:35,897
Neil: [Whimpering]

428
00:18:35,942 --> 00:18:38,030
Oh.

429
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,466
I don't want you
to overreact --

430
00:18:39,511 --> 00:18:41,599
I'm dying inside!

431
00:18:41,643 --> 00:18:44,341
[Laughter]

432
00:18:44,385 --> 00:18:45,994
And outside!

433
00:18:46,039 --> 00:18:49,781
[Laughter]

434
00:18:49,825 --> 00:18:51,392
Should we --I'm good.

435
00:18:56,180 --> 00:19:04,752
♪♪

436
00:19:04,797 --> 00:19:13,414
♪♪

437
00:19:13,457 --> 00:19:22,336
♪♪

438
00:19:22,379 --> 00:19:24,164
Give me the lip stain
in candy apple.

439
00:19:24,207 --> 00:19:27,863
♪♪

440
00:19:27,906 --> 00:19:29,386
Please.

441
00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:31,562
♪♪

442
00:19:31,606 --> 00:19:36,307
["I'm Shipping Up to Boston"
ringtone plays]

443
00:19:36,349 --> 00:19:38,438
Ugh.

444
00:19:38,482 --> 00:19:40,092
Kevin?

445
00:19:40,136 --> 00:19:43,313
Oh.
Talk slower.

446
00:19:43,357 --> 00:19:44,576
Okay.

447
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,055
Please stop saying "meats."

448
00:19:46,098 --> 00:19:47,926
Meats!

449
00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:50,015
I just found out
that Mr. Harrison goes nuts

450
00:19:50,059 --> 00:19:51,973
for those fancy cheese
and meat plates,

451
00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:54,194
so I need you
to pick one up.

452
00:19:54,238 --> 00:19:55,847
Because I'm busy.

453
00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:58,589
I'm auditioning Tom Brady
look-alikes for the party.

454
00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:00,461
[Laughter]

455
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:05,684
Tampa Bay is trash, man.

456
00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:07,119
People adore you here.

457
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,992
[Laughter]

458
00:20:10,036 --> 00:20:13,257
You should've stayed.

459
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,432
Well, I had a great run
in New England, and I --

460
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,260
Why does
everybody leave?!

461
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,653
Neil, buddy, take it easy.

462
00:20:18,696 --> 00:20:20,873
We're gonna be okay.

463
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:22,656
Meats and cheeses.

464
00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:29,229
♪♪

465
00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:35,757
♪♪

466
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,932
Man: Hey, honey.

467
00:20:36,975 --> 00:20:39,282
A smile looks nice on you.

468
00:20:39,326 --> 00:20:41,415
Hey, you wanna see
if you pass inspection?

469
00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:42,460
No thanks.It's a joke.

470
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:43,938
It's a joke.

471
00:20:43,982 --> 00:20:44,678
If you wanna party in the back,
though...

472
00:20:44,722 --> 00:20:46,245
No.

473
00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:47,986
Well, I'm here all the time,
you change your mind.

474
00:20:48,030 --> 00:20:56,386
[Indistinct conversations]

475
00:20:56,430 --> 00:21:04,699
♪♪

476
00:21:04,742 --> 00:21:06,178
Um, hi.

477
00:21:06,222 --> 00:21:07,745
I was hoping to get a coffee
and that maybe

478
00:21:07,789 --> 00:21:09,661
you had
a charcuterie plate.

479
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,879
The charcuterie plate
is on our catering menu,

480
00:21:11,924 --> 00:21:13,055
so you'd
have to place those order --

481
00:21:13,098 --> 00:21:14,360
Aah. Aah!

482
00:21:14,405 --> 00:21:15,492
Shit. Shit.

483
00:21:15,536 --> 00:21:17,538
[Chuckling] Oh!

484
00:21:17,581 --> 00:21:18,626
Sam.

485
00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:20,193
Allie.

486
00:21:20,236 --> 00:21:22,107
[Chuckling] Hi.[Sighs]

487
00:21:22,151 --> 00:21:24,153
Thought I might see you
at some point.

488
00:21:24,196 --> 00:21:25,894
You look [Sighs]...
No.

489
00:21:25,937 --> 00:21:27,678
...exactly the same.

490
00:21:27,722 --> 00:21:28,983
[Chuckles]

491
00:21:29,028 --> 00:21:32,944
Uh, h-- wh--
you, uh, moved back?

492
00:21:32,988 --> 00:21:35,599
And you work
at a diner?

493
00:21:35,643 --> 00:21:37,558
Close.
I moved back,

494
00:21:37,601 --> 00:21:40,560
and I owna diner.

495
00:21:40,605 --> 00:21:42,780
This is yours?

496
00:21:42,824 --> 00:21:44,478
Okay.

497
00:21:44,521 --> 00:21:47,437
Oh, yeah, well, I'm surprised
I didn't recognize you.

498
00:21:47,481 --> 00:21:49,917
Well, market research
shows people in New England

499
00:21:49,962 --> 00:21:53,791
like diners where they think
a white lady cooks the food.

500
00:21:53,835 --> 00:21:56,011
Doesn't market research
also show that

501
00:21:56,055 --> 00:21:58,186
Worcester is not the best place
to open a yuppie diner?

502
00:21:58,231 --> 00:21:59,537
You'd be surprised.

503
00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:00,972
Worcester's
an up-and-coming city.

504
00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:02,713
No, it's not.
No, it's not.

505
00:22:02,757 --> 00:22:05,499
Oh.
[Chuckles]

506
00:22:05,542 --> 00:22:06,761
But I wanted
to come back.

507
00:22:06,805 --> 00:22:09,286
But why?
You got out.

508
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,242
You got to live
in New York City.

509
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,244
Well, Syracuse.

510
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,029
Okay, well,
aNew York city.

511
00:22:14,072 --> 00:22:17,250
[Chuckles]

512
00:22:17,293 --> 00:22:19,383
So, what'd I miss
the last 15 years?

513
00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:21,036
In Worcester?

514
00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:23,038
Um...

515
00:22:23,081 --> 00:22:24,561
oh.

516
00:22:24,605 --> 00:22:26,999
There were, like,
three new traffic plans

517
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:28,869
for Kelly Square
that you missed out on.

518
00:22:28,914 --> 00:22:31,395
So...condolences.Mm.

519
00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,657
I must be crazy
coming back here.

520
00:22:33,701 --> 00:22:36,964
Yeah.
So, um, why did you?

521
00:22:37,009 --> 00:22:40,578
Kinda just pulls you back.

522
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:43,624
Yeah. I get it.

523
00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:46,192
Uh, so, how long you been back,
and where you staying?

524
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:49,542
Well, uh, Jenn's parents
are still in their old house.

525
00:22:49,587 --> 00:22:50,892
Right.

526
00:22:50,935 --> 00:22:52,023
We're actually renovating
a place

527
00:22:52,067 --> 00:22:53,547
down near
the old water tower.

528
00:22:53,590 --> 00:22:54,765
Ah.

529
00:22:54,809 --> 00:22:57,985
Happy for you.

530
00:22:58,030 --> 00:23:00,640
Okay.
Um, well, I'm gonna get going.

531
00:23:00,684 --> 00:23:02,295
Hold on. I can make
that charcuterie plate for you.

532
00:23:02,338 --> 00:23:03,818
No, don't worry about it.I don't mind. Really, I'm --

533
00:23:03,861 --> 00:23:06,733
I can take care of it.

534
00:23:06,778 --> 00:23:08,432
But thank you.

535
00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:15,395
♪♪

536
00:23:15,438 --> 00:23:22,270
♪♪

537
00:23:22,315 --> 00:23:23,882
Hmm.

538
00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:25,449
I shoulda known you'd be trouble
when you tried

539
00:23:25,492 --> 00:23:27,406
to drop your accent
in high school.

540
00:23:27,451 --> 00:23:29,060
[Chuckles]

541
00:23:29,104 --> 00:23:37,635
♪♪

542
00:23:37,677 --> 00:23:39,723
Meats.

543
00:23:39,767 --> 00:23:42,465
[Birds chirping]

544
00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:47,687
Hey.
Hey.

545
00:23:47,732 --> 00:23:49,646
[Snorts]

546
00:23:49,690 --> 00:23:52,126
What?

547
00:23:52,171 --> 00:23:53,738
Nothing.

548
00:23:57,742 --> 00:23:59,482
[Snorts]

549
00:24:01,136 --> 00:24:06,315
♪♪

550
00:24:06,358 --> 00:24:08,447
Wow. Some party.
[Chuckles]

551
00:24:08,492 --> 00:24:09,884
Uh, it's...

552
00:24:09,927 --> 00:24:11,103
elegant.

553
00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:14,193
It's understated.It's dead.

554
00:24:14,235 --> 00:24:16,151
Can't you get some of the people
from outside to come in here?

555
00:24:16,194 --> 00:24:17,152
I could use a few bodies.

556
00:24:17,195 --> 00:24:19,546
Babe,
it's ouranniversary.

557
00:24:19,589 --> 00:24:20,895
Of course I'm not gonna
ask my friends

558
00:24:20,938 --> 00:24:23,115
to come
to this lame thing.

559
00:24:23,157 --> 00:24:24,550
You can ask some
of your dad's friends.

560
00:24:24,595 --> 00:24:26,510
No, no, no. They're outside
revving up the tattoo gun.

561
00:24:26,552 --> 00:24:28,293
Oh.

562
00:24:28,337 --> 00:24:30,078
This whole event
is a finely tuned machine.

563
00:24:30,121 --> 00:24:31,384
Why are you trying
to mess with it?

564
00:24:31,427 --> 00:24:33,733
I'm anxious.
We have to be up early.

565
00:24:33,778 --> 00:24:35,300
I'm already thinking
about cleanup.

566
00:24:35,344 --> 00:24:36,911
So, we're having a party
and you're thinking

567
00:24:36,954 --> 00:24:38,652
about cleaning up?

568
00:24:38,695 --> 00:24:41,175
I always forget mental illness
runs in your family.

569
00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:43,482
[Laughter]

570
00:24:43,527 --> 00:24:45,484
I brought the name tags.

571
00:24:45,529 --> 00:24:47,748
I'm pretty sure we already know
each other's names.

572
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:49,184
"Kelvin"?
Yeah.

573
00:24:49,228 --> 00:24:51,404
Kevin McRoberts has
some complaints

574
00:24:51,447 --> 00:24:53,100
on the ol' cable
company record,

575
00:24:53,145 --> 00:24:55,190
so when Bossman Harrison
got hired,

576
00:24:55,233 --> 00:25:00,979
I introduced myself
as Kelvin McLoberts.

577
00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:03,023
Hey, no permanent marker
on the coffee table.

578
00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:04,503
This is from Pottery --Both: Goodwill.

579
00:25:04,548 --> 00:25:06,549
It's Pottery Barn.

580
00:25:06,592 --> 00:25:09,248
I gotta get outside,
control the flow.

581
00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:11,597
I can't be stuck in here waiting
for my pain-in-the-ass boss,

582
00:25:11,642 --> 00:25:13,686
Mr. H-Harrison.

583
00:25:13,731 --> 00:25:15,427
Welcome.

584
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:18,518
We were just discussing
a new TV show.

585
00:25:18,561 --> 00:25:19,998
"Ass Boss."

586
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,782
[Laughter]

587
00:25:22,827 --> 00:25:24,175
Kelvin.
Whoa.

588
00:25:24,219 --> 00:25:25,960
Geez.
[Chuckles]

589
00:25:26,003 --> 00:25:27,527
Haven't had something
this fancy since communion.

590
00:25:27,570 --> 00:25:28,963
Oh.

591
00:25:29,007 --> 00:25:31,357
Mr. Harrison,
so glad you could come.

592
00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:32,750
Mrs. McLoberts.

593
00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:34,446
Strong handshake
from a little lady.

594
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,710
Most women develop osteoporosis
by 50.

595
00:25:36,753 --> 00:25:38,145
Good for you.

596
00:25:38,190 --> 00:25:39,452
50?
I'm not even close.

597
00:25:39,495 --> 00:25:41,801
Ooh, is that
a charcuterie plate?

598
00:25:41,846 --> 00:25:44,195
It sure is.

599
00:25:44,239 --> 00:25:47,851
Oh, thank God.
You're needed outside ASAP.

600
00:25:47,895 --> 00:25:50,418
The Tom Bradys are saying they
can beat anyone at flip cup,

601
00:25:50,463 --> 00:25:51,985
and they called you out
by name.

602
00:25:52,030 --> 00:25:54,902
[Laughter]

603
00:25:54,945 --> 00:25:56,556
[Clears throat]

604
00:25:56,599 --> 00:25:58,819
Mr. Harrison?
Uh, this is my neighbor Neil.

605
00:25:58,863 --> 00:26:03,171
Hi, I'm Kelvin's neighbor
and closest companion, Neil.

606
00:26:03,214 --> 00:26:04,607
He needs me to help him
with a problem

607
00:26:04,651 --> 00:26:05,826
in his house for a moment.

608
00:26:05,869 --> 00:26:07,435
His plumbing --Caught on fire.

609
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,830
[Laughter]

610
00:26:10,875 --> 00:26:12,745
Yup.
His plumbing caught on fire.

611
00:26:12,790 --> 00:26:14,791
[Chuckles]

612
00:26:14,835 --> 00:26:16,576
The gas lines got tangled up
with the water pipes.

613
00:26:16,619 --> 00:26:18,185
It happens
more than you think.

614
00:26:18,230 --> 00:26:20,145
Yeah. [Laughs]
I should go deal with that.

615
00:26:20,187 --> 00:26:22,016
Yeah.
[Laughs] Now?

616
00:26:22,059 --> 00:26:23,582
'Cause the party
just started.

617
00:26:23,626 --> 00:26:25,802
I know.
But I'm needed elsewhere.

618
00:26:25,846 --> 00:26:27,761
[Laughter]

619
00:26:30,634 --> 00:26:32,983
[Clock ticking]

620
00:26:35,551 --> 00:26:37,728
It's nice to have
good neighbors.

621
00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:39,556
Yeah.

622
00:26:42,253 --> 00:26:44,299
Well, uh,
don't ruin your dinner.

623
00:26:44,342 --> 00:26:45,909
I made quail.
Oh.

624
00:26:52,742 --> 00:26:55,658
Can I just ask...

625
00:26:55,702 --> 00:26:59,010
do you have a mudroom?

626
00:26:59,052 --> 00:27:01,055
I do.

627
00:27:01,098 --> 00:27:02,622
Great.

628
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:09,194
[Sighs]

629
00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:11,108
[Chuckles nervously]

630
00:27:16,156 --> 00:27:19,203
I...

631
00:27:19,246 --> 00:27:21,075
like your coffee table.

632
00:27:21,118 --> 00:27:22,424
Thank you.
[Chuckles]

633
00:27:30,301 --> 00:27:33,130
Can I get you
a glass of wine?

634
00:27:33,174 --> 00:27:34,915
Alright.

635
00:27:34,959 --> 00:27:36,134
Great.

636
00:27:36,176 --> 00:27:37,701
I'll be right back.

637
00:27:43,010 --> 00:27:50,887
♪♪

638
00:27:50,931 --> 00:27:58,764
♪♪

639
00:27:58,809 --> 00:28:00,331
[Gags]

640
00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:06,077
♪♪

641
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,078
[Sighs]

642
00:28:08,122 --> 00:28:12,299
♪♪

643
00:28:12,344 --> 00:28:14,085
No, no, no.
Where'd he go?

644
00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:18,175
[Chanting "Chug!"]

645
00:28:18,219 --> 00:28:20,308
Guys, guys, be cool.
I don't think he's into this.

646
00:28:20,351 --> 00:28:22,876
-What the hell?
-Gah!

647
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,922
[Laughter]

648
00:28:24,964 --> 00:28:27,576
Kelvin, I never --I-It was Allison's idea!

649
00:28:27,619 --> 00:28:29,709
I never get to be
one of the boys!

650
00:28:29,752 --> 00:28:30,884
[Laughs]

651
00:28:30,927 --> 00:28:32,103
Wait, what?

652
00:28:32,145 --> 00:28:34,105
Nobody invites me
anywhere!

653
00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:35,975
People forget that
behind the grandeur

654
00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:38,152
of "regional director
of installation,"

655
00:28:38,195 --> 00:28:40,459
I'm just a man.

656
00:28:40,501 --> 00:28:42,678
A man who likes
the simple things in life.

657
00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:44,549
Like shotgunning brewskies
with guys

658
00:28:44,592 --> 00:28:47,422
who slightly resemble
Tom Brady.

659
00:28:47,465 --> 00:28:49,990
He's my fourth cousin.

660
00:28:50,033 --> 00:28:52,210
Sure he is, bro.

661
00:28:52,252 --> 00:28:54,472
I knew you were gonna be
a good time.

662
00:28:54,515 --> 00:28:55,995
That's why I made sure
Brenda invited you.

663
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,606
She didn't.

664
00:28:57,649 --> 00:28:58,651
She didn't invite me.

665
00:28:58,694 --> 00:29:00,392
Aw.
Damn Brenda!

666
00:29:00,434 --> 00:29:02,742
Doesn't think I can hang.

667
00:29:02,786 --> 00:29:03,829
What?

668
00:29:03,874 --> 00:29:06,832
Has she seen you do that?

669
00:29:06,876 --> 00:29:08,878
I'm so glad I made it.

670
00:29:08,922 --> 00:29:13,447
And now that the party's
finally getting good, thank God.

671
00:29:13,492 --> 00:29:14,798
Why don't you join us
in the backyard?

672
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,842
We can do another
beer bong hit out there.

673
00:29:16,886 --> 00:29:19,411
Uh, you think we can do it
with a nice Pinot this time?

674
00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:20,673
Sure.[Laughs]

675
00:29:20,716 --> 00:29:22,630
[Laughter]

676
00:29:28,376 --> 00:29:29,856
[Door closes]

677
00:29:37,428 --> 00:29:43,827
♪♪

678
00:29:43,869 --> 00:29:45,349
[Bottle hits teeth]Mm.

679
00:29:45,393 --> 00:29:52,965
♪♪

680
00:29:53,010 --> 00:29:55,011
[Sighs]

681
00:29:55,055 --> 00:30:03,194
♪♪

682
00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:04,890
[Object shatters]

683
00:30:04,934 --> 00:30:07,546
[Laughter in distance]

684
00:30:13,638 --> 00:30:14,639
[Indistinct conversations]

685
00:30:14,683 --> 00:30:15,902
Kevin: Everyone!

686
00:30:15,945 --> 00:30:17,207
Everyone!

687
00:30:17,251 --> 00:30:18,686
Listen up!

688
00:30:18,731 --> 00:30:21,080
This has truly been
my best party yet!

689
00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:22,430
[Crowd cheering]

690
00:30:22,473 --> 00:30:23,867
Happy anniversary!

691
00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,868
Oh.
Is it somebody's anniversary?

692
00:30:25,912 --> 00:30:29,262
Congrats!Thank you!

693
00:30:29,307 --> 00:30:31,438
But I also wanna use
my party

694
00:30:31,482 --> 00:30:35,617
to share some news
about a life-changing move.

695
00:30:35,661 --> 00:30:37,315
Where's Allison?

696
00:30:37,357 --> 00:30:38,664
Can we get Allison up here?
There she is.

697
00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:39,838
Come here, babe.

698
00:30:39,883 --> 00:30:41,710
[Indistinct conversations]

699
00:30:41,753 --> 00:30:44,670
Come on up. Yeah, up here.
Come on.

700
00:30:44,713 --> 00:30:47,541
Uh, we both want to thank
you all for coming, uh,

701
00:30:47,586 --> 00:30:50,067
but especially
Mr. Harrison.

702
00:30:50,109 --> 00:30:52,503
Yeah.
Terry.

703
00:30:52,547 --> 00:30:54,636
Because Terry has just
offered me

704
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:57,117
the opportunity
of a lifetime.

705
00:30:57,161 --> 00:31:03,036
Terry is moving me over
from cable to fiber optics.

706
00:31:03,079 --> 00:31:04,732
So, you know
what that means.

707
00:31:04,777 --> 00:31:06,560
No.Wait.

708
00:31:06,605 --> 00:31:08,520
Are you saying...Oh, yes, Neil.

709
00:31:08,562 --> 00:31:10,739
We decided
we're staying.

710
00:31:10,782 --> 00:31:11,740
We did?

711
00:31:11,783 --> 00:31:13,133
[Table breaks]

712
00:31:13,176 --> 00:31:16,049
[Laughter]

713
00:31:20,010 --> 00:31:22,098
I thought you said this was
from Pottery Barn.

714
00:31:22,142 --> 00:31:23,709
[Laughter]

715
00:31:28,279 --> 00:31:30,107
[Crickets chirping]

716
00:31:30,149 --> 00:31:32,717
♪♪

717
00:31:32,761 --> 00:31:34,762
He's drunk.
He's not gonna remember this.

718
00:31:34,807 --> 00:31:36,722
We're going, we're going, we're
going, we're going, we're going.

719
00:31:36,764 --> 00:31:38,680
[Inhales sharply]

720
00:31:38,723 --> 00:31:42,815
♪♪

721
00:31:42,858 --> 00:31:44,382
Ow! God!

722
00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:45,512
Crap!
Mother eff--

723
00:31:45,557 --> 00:31:47,732
Patty: My God.Oh.

724
00:31:47,776 --> 00:31:49,560
Just swear.[Breathing heavily]

725
00:31:49,604 --> 00:31:51,432
"Eff" is so much worse.

726
00:31:54,957 --> 00:31:56,568
You throwing a little tantrum
out here?

727
00:31:56,610 --> 00:31:58,743
Just getting
some fresh air.

728
00:31:58,787 --> 00:32:00,571
Oh.
And the mailbox offended you.

729
00:32:00,615 --> 00:32:02,095
[Muffled cheering, talking]

730
00:32:02,138 --> 00:32:03,791
Oh.

731
00:32:03,836 --> 00:32:05,403
It's a party.

732
00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:06,751
Not death row.

733
00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,104
Do you ever think about maybe
trying to have

734
00:32:11,147 --> 00:32:13,759
just a little bit of fun?

735
00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:15,587
I'm not talking about
scoring crack or anything,

736
00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:20,243
but maybe indulge
in a hard seltzer?

737
00:32:20,287 --> 00:32:21,767
I don't feel like
celebrating.

738
00:32:21,809 --> 00:32:24,596
Oh, right.
Silly me.

739
00:32:24,638 --> 00:32:26,641
We're all in mourning
'cause Barbie lost out on her

740
00:32:26,684 --> 00:32:28,773
Dream House.It's not about the house!

741
00:32:31,037 --> 00:32:33,605
I'm just s-so tired.

742
00:32:33,647 --> 00:32:36,173
Yeah.
Who sleeps these days?

743
00:32:36,215 --> 00:32:38,217
Oh, Jesus, I mean mentally.

744
00:32:38,261 --> 00:32:41,003
Aren't you?

745
00:32:41,047 --> 00:32:42,614
I wake up,
I go to the salon,

746
00:32:42,656 --> 00:32:44,007
I come home,
I watch a game with the guys.

747
00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:46,574
In between, there are a few
Dunkie's coffees

748
00:32:46,617 --> 00:32:48,140
and a pack of menthols.

749
00:32:48,184 --> 00:32:50,099
You're okay with that?

750
00:32:50,143 --> 00:32:51,971
Everyone knows what their life's
gonna look like in 10,

751
00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:54,320
20 years.

752
00:32:54,365 --> 00:32:58,020
Pretending things'll change is
how they sell washing machines.

753
00:32:58,063 --> 00:33:00,414
I'm just --
I'm tired of trying.

754
00:33:00,457 --> 00:33:02,676
[Exhales sharply]

755
00:33:02,721 --> 00:33:04,941
I feel like nothing I do
is ever enough.

756
00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:12,383
I really think if I could
start over and go somewhere else

757
00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:13,992
and just do everything
right this time,

758
00:33:14,037 --> 00:33:15,428
I can finally be...

759
00:33:15,472 --> 00:33:17,692
[Sighs]

760
00:33:17,735 --> 00:33:21,043
like, done.

761
00:33:21,087 --> 00:33:22,696
Is that insane?

762
00:33:27,441 --> 00:33:30,270
You know how many people
come to my salon every week

763
00:33:30,313 --> 00:33:33,707
thinking a perm will solve
all their problems?

764
00:33:33,751 --> 00:33:36,059
I mean...

765
00:33:36,101 --> 00:33:38,844
maybe you're insane,

766
00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:39,932
but you're not alone.

767
00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:47,417
Calling me crazy is the nicest
you ever been to me.

768
00:33:47,461 --> 00:33:48,984
You're welcome.

769
00:33:51,551 --> 00:33:54,425
But this isn't just a perm.
[Chuckles]

770
00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:57,036
I'm not giving up on this.
I can't. [Chuckles]

771
00:33:57,079 --> 00:33:59,212
I can get Kevin to that bank
tomorrow morning.

772
00:33:59,255 --> 00:34:01,040
I-I don't care
if he's still

773
00:34:01,083 --> 00:34:04,521
taking pulls off
a handle of tequila.

774
00:34:04,565 --> 00:34:07,741
I know it doesn't seem like it,
but I know how to work Kevin.

775
00:34:07,786 --> 00:34:09,570
He's capable of stuff.

776
00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:11,529
Like how I got him
to remember our anniversary.

777
00:34:11,572 --> 00:34:14,226
You just have to make him
think that it's his idea.

778
00:34:14,271 --> 00:34:15,315
You know?
We can still --

779
00:34:15,358 --> 00:34:18,317
Jesus, Allison.

780
00:34:18,362 --> 00:34:19,666
What?

781
00:34:19,710 --> 00:34:22,496
Come on.
Wake the hell up.

782
00:34:22,540 --> 00:34:25,108
There's no "we" in there.

783
00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:28,023
What the hell do you know?
[Scoffs]

784
00:34:28,067 --> 00:34:29,547
Nobody thinks that we're
leaving, but I promise you --

785
00:34:29,590 --> 00:34:31,157
The account's empty.

786
00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:36,771
What?

787
00:34:36,815 --> 00:34:40,340
The weekly savings thing.

788
00:34:40,384 --> 00:34:43,777
It's gone.

789
00:34:43,822 --> 00:34:45,128
That's not possible,
'cause I was there

790
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:47,956
when we opened
the account.

791
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,221
Like 10 years ago, and then you
let himkeep track of the money.

792
00:34:51,264 --> 00:34:53,483
'Cause I'm bad
with money.

793
00:34:53,527 --> 00:34:56,181
You think he's better?

794
00:34:56,226 --> 00:34:57,965
Come on.
How many times a week

795
00:34:58,009 --> 00:34:59,489
does a package
come to this house?

796
00:34:59,532 --> 00:35:00,795
All you gotta do
is pay attention.

797
00:35:00,838 --> 00:35:02,362
He wouldn't go
into that account.

798
00:35:02,405 --> 00:35:05,103
♪♪

799
00:35:05,148 --> 00:35:07,585
A few years ago, he got into
some hot water

800
00:35:07,628 --> 00:35:11,501
trading fake
sports memorabilia.

801
00:35:11,545 --> 00:35:15,679
He asked Neil for money,
who of course came to me.

802
00:35:17,159 --> 00:35:18,335
He said you have nothing.

803
00:35:18,378 --> 00:35:21,599
♪♪

804
00:35:21,641 --> 00:35:26,299
But we were gonna leave...
start over.

805
00:35:26,342 --> 00:35:28,692
He said that things
were gonna change.

806
00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:36,134
♪♪

807
00:35:36,179 --> 00:35:38,746
They were never
gonna change.

808
00:35:38,790 --> 00:35:41,619
[Chuckles]

809
00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:43,186
They're never
gonna change.

810
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,927
♪♪

811
00:35:45,971 --> 00:35:48,059
[Laughs]

812
00:35:50,628 --> 00:35:51,585
Oh.

813
00:35:51,628 --> 00:35:54,413
I'm sorry.

814
00:35:54,458 --> 00:35:56,067
Fuck!

815
00:35:58,201 --> 00:36:05,643
♪♪

816
00:36:05,686 --> 00:36:09,036
♪ Why don't you gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme what you got? ♪

817
00:36:09,081 --> 00:36:10,822
♪ Hey, hey, hey

818
00:36:10,864 --> 00:36:12,650
♪ 'Cause you know, baby,
that is quite a lot ♪

819
00:36:12,692 --> 00:36:14,695
♪ Hey, hey, hey

820
00:36:14,739 --> 00:36:16,828
♪ Come on and gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme what you got ♪

821
00:36:16,871 --> 00:36:18,569
♪ Hey, hey, hey

822
00:36:18,612 --> 00:36:21,833
♪ 'Cause you know, baby,
I need what you got ♪

823
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:25,663
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah

824
00:36:25,706 --> 00:36:29,362
♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme what you got ♪

825
00:36:29,405 --> 00:36:33,496
♪ When you're making love
to me, dear ♪

826
00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:34,846
♪ When you whisper into my ear

827
00:36:34,889 --> 00:36:36,195
[Glass shatters]

828
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,023
♪ I love you, I love you

829
00:36:38,065 --> 00:36:40,373
♪ When you're speaking it,
make up your mind ♪

830
00:36:40,416 --> 00:36:41,896
♪ Oh

831
00:36:41,940 --> 00:36:43,420
♪ You make me
feel so fine ♪

832
00:36:43,462 --> 00:36:45,291
Gah!

833
00:36:45,335 --> 00:36:48,467
♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme,
gimme what you got ♪

834
00:36:48,512 --> 00:36:50,208
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 'Cause you know, baby..

835
00:36:50,253 --> 00:36:53,038
That's littering,
sweetie.

836
00:36:53,081 --> 00:36:54,387
You can get in trouble
for that.

837
00:36:54,431 --> 00:36:55,779
♪ Gimme what you got

838
00:36:55,822 --> 00:36:57,476
♪ Hey, hey, hey

839
00:36:57,521 --> 00:37:01,088
♪ 'Cause you know, baby,
I need what you got ♪

840
00:37:01,132 --> 00:37:05,050
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah

841
00:37:07,357 --> 00:37:10,708
I'm a bad driver.
I've accepted that.

842
00:37:10,750 --> 00:37:13,623
I'm a bad driver with split ends
and an overbite.

843
00:37:16,322 --> 00:37:17,670
[Sniffs]

844
00:37:17,715 --> 00:37:20,500
Ah.

845
00:37:20,543 --> 00:37:22,458
When my husband's in the car
with me, he says,

846
00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:25,375
"Oh, you shouldn't
drive so slow.

847
00:37:25,418 --> 00:37:27,114
Oh, don't let so many people
pull out in front of you.

848
00:37:27,159 --> 00:37:30,728
Uh, you should use
your horn more."

849
00:37:30,771 --> 00:37:32,076
I get nervous
behind the wheel,

850
00:37:32,119 --> 00:37:34,427
and driving's
all about confidence.

851
00:37:34,471 --> 00:37:37,561
So, that's why I'm not
a good [Sniffs] driver.

852
00:37:37,603 --> 00:37:38,866
I'm a bad driver.

853
00:37:40,128 --> 00:37:41,739
[Sniffs]

854
00:37:41,782 --> 00:37:45,177
But, you know,
I've been thinking.

855
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,527
I've never been
in an accident.

856
00:37:47,570 --> 00:37:50,965
And I can drive stick,
I can parallel park,

857
00:37:51,009 --> 00:37:52,750
I can merge, and, you know,

858
00:37:52,793 --> 00:37:56,884
I actually think that I actually
used to enjoy driving.

859
00:37:56,927 --> 00:37:59,538
[Sniffs]

860
00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:01,498
Oh, I like this.
[Chuckles]

861
00:38:01,541 --> 00:38:04,413
[Sniffs, chuckles]

862
00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:06,764
But we have one car, and
he doesn't have to share it.

863
00:38:06,806 --> 00:38:08,547
He doesn't have
to share anything.

864
00:38:08,592 --> 00:38:10,288
He gets me all to himself,

865
00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,942
'cause I never went back
to school,

866
00:38:11,985 --> 00:38:13,552
and he says that's 'cause
I never finish things.

867
00:38:13,596 --> 00:38:16,599
But do I never
finish things,

868
00:38:16,643 --> 00:38:18,992
or does he take them
from me?

869
00:38:19,036 --> 00:38:22,387
[Horns honking in distance]

870
00:38:22,431 --> 00:38:24,737
Am I bad at driving,
or does he want the car?

871
00:38:27,045 --> 00:38:29,308
As long as I had
this thing -- this just --

872
00:38:29,351 --> 00:38:31,962
like, this image of what
I --

873
00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:35,052
what we could be,
I had something to hope for.

874
00:38:35,096 --> 00:38:38,491
But now I try to picture
anything good, and...

875
00:38:38,534 --> 00:38:45,411
♪♪

876
00:38:45,454 --> 00:38:46,933
Like, what the hell
are you supposed to do

877
00:38:46,978 --> 00:38:48,413
if you can't close your eyes
and picture a future

878
00:38:48,458 --> 00:38:50,329
where everything's okay?

879
00:38:50,373 --> 00:38:52,112
Because dreaming's useless
with him around,

880
00:38:52,157 --> 00:38:55,378
so, what,
do I just go numb?

881
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:58,597
Oh, yeah, that'll happen.
That shit's real pure.

882
00:38:58,641 --> 00:39:01,558
What?

883
00:39:01,601 --> 00:39:02,949
No.

884
00:39:02,994 --> 00:39:04,996
You aren't listening.

885
00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:07,563
I'm a --
I'm a customer,

886
00:39:07,607 --> 00:39:11,654
and you couldn't be bothered
just to pay attention?

887
00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:13,657
Is the sound of my voice
impossible to hear?

888
00:39:13,699 --> 00:39:16,616
'Cause if you're having trouble,
I can go louder, you dick!

889
00:39:16,659 --> 00:39:18,226
Aah!

890
00:39:18,270 --> 00:39:19,358
What the hell, lady?!

891
00:39:19,402 --> 00:39:20,967
Oh, my God.

892
00:39:21,012 --> 00:39:23,188
Oh, shit, Marcus,
that bitch bitch-slapped you.

893
00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:25,103
[Laughing]Oh, I am so sorry.

894
00:39:27,235 --> 00:39:29,020
No, you know what?

895
00:39:29,063 --> 00:39:31,152
I'm not sorry.

896
00:39:31,195 --> 00:39:32,806
The hell with that.
I deserve --

897
00:39:32,849 --> 00:39:34,286
Oh! I'm sorry.

898
00:39:34,329 --> 00:39:36,244
Sorry.

899
00:39:36,288 --> 00:39:38,159
You should really ice that.

900
00:39:38,203 --> 00:39:39,987
[Sighs]

901
00:39:41,684 --> 00:39:43,817
[Door creaks]

902
00:39:47,777 --> 00:39:49,387
[Clock ticking]

903
00:39:49,431 --> 00:39:51,695
[Chuckles]

904
00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:54,306
Patty: Wow.

905
00:39:54,349 --> 00:39:56,177
Kevin thought you were out
for a run.

906
00:39:56,221 --> 00:39:58,831
What the hell have you
been doing?

907
00:39:58,875 --> 00:40:01,444
Um, I was sort of running.

908
00:40:01,487 --> 00:40:03,096
Why are we talking
like this?

909
00:40:03,141 --> 00:40:04,750
Kevin's in the kitchen.
He's gonna surprise you.

910
00:40:04,795 --> 00:40:07,101
[Sighs] With what?

911
00:40:07,145 --> 00:40:09,451
Hold on.

912
00:40:09,494 --> 00:40:11,061
Oh.

913
00:40:11,105 --> 00:40:13,237
Oh. [Chuckles]
Caught me.

914
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,326
I, uh, had a bit
of a rough morning

915
00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:17,721
and I needed
a few jelly Munchkins.

916
00:40:18,808 --> 00:40:23,248
So, um, did you tell him
I know about the account?

917
00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:25,380
Tell Kevin I ratted him out?
Come on.

918
00:40:25,424 --> 00:40:29,688
He had a feud with the mail
woman and got her deported.

919
00:40:29,733 --> 00:40:31,603
Yeah.

920
00:40:31,648 --> 00:40:33,344
That's why you waited years
to tell me?

921
00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:36,304
[Sighs]

922
00:40:36,347 --> 00:40:37,828
Patty: Hey.

923
00:40:39,655 --> 00:40:42,222
Are you okay?

924
00:40:42,266 --> 00:40:44,400
I have no idea.

925
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,058
Uh...babe, I'm sorry
I passed out

926
00:40:52,103 --> 00:40:54,322
in your rose bushes
last night.

927
00:40:54,366 --> 00:40:56,933
We don't have
rose bushes.

928
00:40:56,976 --> 00:40:58,500
Well, [Chuckles]
where'd you pass out?

929
00:40:58,543 --> 00:41:01,112
'Cause you look...

930
00:41:01,154 --> 00:41:03,505
wonderful.

931
00:41:03,549 --> 00:41:06,246
Very quick.
I think she bought it.

932
00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:07,945
This looks fun.

933
00:41:07,987 --> 00:41:10,425
Yeah, well, I know I had
too much liquor last night,

934
00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:13,516
and when I woke up
with rose thorns in my tongue,

935
00:41:13,558 --> 00:41:15,431
I realized you're right.

936
00:41:15,474 --> 00:41:17,389
It's time to grow up.
I gotta change.

937
00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:20,565
So, no more
Anniversa-ragers.

938
00:41:20,610 --> 00:41:24,483
Wow.I decided that we should
celebrate your way,

939
00:41:24,527 --> 00:41:26,353
do what you wanted
this whole time --

940
00:41:26,398 --> 00:41:28,052
a boring dinner.A grown-up dinner!

941
00:41:28,094 --> 00:41:29,967
A grown-up dinner.

942
00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:32,186
In the morning.

943
00:41:32,230 --> 00:41:34,145
Wait. If this is dinner,

944
00:41:34,188 --> 00:41:37,190
that means beers
are fair game.

945
00:41:37,235 --> 00:41:41,152
Neil, ideas like that are why
I keep you around.

946
00:41:41,195 --> 00:41:44,764
Allison, you mind?

947
00:41:44,808 --> 00:41:47,201
And, babe, uh,
about moving?

948
00:41:47,244 --> 00:41:49,203
You know, that money
in the bank is --

949
00:41:49,246 --> 00:41:52,032
it's only gonna grow, and if you
pick up a few more shifts

950
00:41:52,076 --> 00:41:54,121
at the package store,
we're gonna be able to move

951
00:41:54,165 --> 00:41:56,384
wherever your
little heart desires.

952
00:41:56,427 --> 00:41:59,431
What Allison wants,
Allison gets.

953
00:41:59,474 --> 00:42:03,347
[High-pitched ringing]

954
00:42:03,391 --> 00:42:05,697
[Glass shatters]

955
00:42:05,741 --> 00:42:10,746
♪♪

956
00:42:10,790 --> 00:42:16,099
♪♪

957
00:42:16,143 --> 00:42:17,797
Neil: Shit, Kevin!

958
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,233
Kevin!
What did you do?!

959
00:42:20,277 --> 00:42:26,806
♪♪

960
00:42:26,849 --> 00:42:33,291
♪♪

961
00:42:38,904 --> 00:42:41,038
What?

962
00:42:41,081 --> 00:42:43,518
You...broke it.

963
00:42:46,608 --> 00:42:49,175
Whoa!
Ms. Hercules over here!

964
00:42:49,219 --> 00:42:50,264
[Laughter]

965
00:42:50,308 --> 00:42:51,657
Is that blood?

966
00:42:51,701 --> 00:42:53,224
It doesn't mean
you get to be moody.

967
00:42:53,266 --> 00:42:55,139
You already used that excuse
once this month.

968
00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:57,445
[Laughter]

969
00:42:57,489 --> 00:42:58,837
I'll be fine.

970
00:42:58,882 --> 00:43:01,188
Honey, [Chuckles]
go bandage that hand.

971
00:43:01,232 --> 00:43:03,016
We still got dinner
at breakfast,

972
00:43:03,059 --> 00:43:05,192
and I can't wait to see
what you're gonna cook.

973
00:43:05,235 --> 00:43:07,280
[Laughter]

974
00:43:07,324 --> 00:43:09,413
[Clock ticking]

975
00:43:09,456 --> 00:43:18,161
♪♪

976
00:43:18,204 --> 00:43:24,603
♪♪

977
00:43:28,128 --> 00:43:30,608
On the next
"Kevin Can [Bleep] Himself"...

978
00:43:30,652 --> 00:43:33,742
Kevin: I'm the gift that
keeps on giving, baby. [Laughs]

979
00:43:33,786 --> 00:43:36,136
-That's crazy.
-That's marriage.

980
00:43:37,529 --> 00:43:39,574
You blew up my life.
Was that just for fun?

981
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,054
I felt sorry for you.

982
00:43:41,097 --> 00:43:42,141
[Knocking]

983
00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:43,882
I actually
wanted to talk.

984
00:43:43,927 --> 00:43:45,145
To me?

985
00:43:45,188 --> 00:43:46,625
How did you do it?

986
00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:49,105
I killed him with oxycodone,
and made it look like an OD.

987
00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:49,846
Yeah!

988
00:43:49,889 --> 00:43:50,889
[Laughter]

989
00:43:52,108 --> 00:43:55,416
♪♪

990
00:43:56,983 --> 00:44:00,683
♪ My love has no beginning,
my love has no end ♪

991
00:44:00,726 --> 00:44:03,511
♪ No front, no back,
and my love won't bend ♪

992
00:44:03,554 --> 00:44:06,123
♪ I'm in the middle

993
00:44:06,166 --> 00:44:10,126
♪ Lost in a spin

994
00:44:10,170 --> 00:44:16,786
♪ Loving you-ou-ou-ou

995
00:44:16,829 --> 00:44:20,137
♪♪

996
00:44:20,179 --> 00:44:21,529
♪ And you don't know,
you don't know ♪

997
00:44:21,572 --> 00:44:23,661
♪ You don't know,
you don't know ♪

998
00:44:23,706 --> 00:44:26,447
♪ How glad I am

999
00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:31,047
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